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I can't decide who I hate more: the United States or handicapped people

By Vladimir Putin

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Two things make me Vladimir Putin, the undisputed King of Russia, angry these days.

Number 1:
The US instigated the whole Georgia crisis. They pushed Georgia into war in order to influence the US elections. I like making conspiracy theories and then not backing them up with any facts. For example: Nastia Lukin (US gymnastic all around gold medal winner) is a cyborg; Alien v. Predator was actually a documentary but sold to the public as a fictional film to avoid public fear; And John F. Kennedy actually committed suicide. 

Number 2:
As mad as I got about the US interference in Russian matters, it paled in comparison to my anger at reading this. We should not be using robotic enhancements to help handicapped people become normal. This is a waste of cybernetic energy. Robotic suits were not meant to for second chances. If someone didn’t take care of their legs to begin with, why should be bestow this incredible technology upon them? They're probably going to waste their robo limbs by getting into another car accident or procuring another debiliating disease. 

Let’s have a vote: Who wants to have a wheelchair bound guy be able to walk again? Who wants to have a ruler of Russia be able to rip a thick tree out of the ground and swing it at someone like a baseball bat? I'm sure the results will speak for themselves. 

(Photo Credit:  Via Flickr by croncast)

9/2/2008 11:55 AM, Moscow
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Bill Clinton:

You can come swing on my tree.

9/4/2008 9:42 AM

Dmitry Medvedev:

unfunny.... :-/ try harder.

9/4/2008 2:05 PM

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